When NorthernDaddy and LittleNortherner arrived home today, there was a pig in the kitchen. Now - just to clarify for our regular readers - the pig was stuffed, not real. But since y'all know NorthernMommy's history with animals around here (remember the first rabbit that just "showed up" here?), things needed to be clarified.
Not knowing whose pig this was or why it was in the Northerns' kitchen, Daddy cautioned Little to keep his hands off of it. That kept him away for a short time. As NorthernDaddy was juggling making dinner with treadmill time, he had to pause every mile to check on the cooking food. During one of these quick breaks, Little ran into the kitchen, set the pig down and ran off - talking constantly (as he is known to do). Daddy wasn't paying the slightest amount of attention to whatever Little was jabbering about until a NERF dart came screaming past him and walloped the pig in the side. The next thing Daddy sees is Little running in with the NERF gun shouting,"POW - GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE BACON!"
Yup, "right in the bacon" indeed. NorthernDaddy is still laughing at that one....
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