Medieval

 NorthernMommy and LittleNortherner got home before Daddy again today. There was a package waiting for them at the door. When NorthernDaddy got home, NorthernMommy was in the living room and Sir Goofs a Lot was guarding the kitchen. That's right, the package contained one "Turn Your Child into a Fierce Knight that Will Attack Your Knees" kit.   Dang it, Grandma - that is a hard plastic sword in that there kit, and now Daddy's knees hurt.

 LittleNortherner Sir Picks His Nose has successfully learned Rule #1 for archery equipment: Never point an arrow at a person. (Failure to obey this rule results in learning where on a tree one might find a 'switch'.) (Amazingly, Rule #1 has not been broken yet.)

Still working on technique.....think he's hoping to hit the target with a ricochet off the ceiling....