A few days ago, NorthernToddler started wondering.
He wondered if wearing his earplugs would make it harder for him to hear his own singing.
He decided to perform a test.
Perform, he did. NorthernDaddy hears the most awful, deafness-inducing caterwauling coming from somewhere in the house. Daddy stuck his head out of the shower to see what the problem was, and after a few seconds, thought that he recognized a tune. The ear-splitting air raid siren was actually an operatic performance of The Farmer in the Dell. The performer seemed to be the pint-sized Pavarotti known as NorthernToddler.
"Hey! What are you doing with all that yelling?"
"WELL, DADDY, I WANTED TO KNOW IF MY EARPLUGS WOULD MAKE MY SINGING QUIETER."
"It is not quieter for the rest of the people in the house, knock it off."
"BUT IT'S WAY MORE QUIETER FOR ME! MY EARPLUGS MAKE IT SO QUIET! I CAN BARELY HEAR MY SONG!"
---Never a dull moment in the Northern house!---
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