Three-year-olds are the worst comedians - ever. NorthernToddler has been on a "Knock-Knock" joke kick today, and he doesn't have a clue. He thinks that he's hilarious; apparently adults cannot understand toddler-style humor.
An example:
Toddler: Knock, knock.
Unsuspecting Adult: Who's there?
Toddler: Inzanit cobbler.
Confused Adult: Huh? Inzanit cobbler, who?
Toddler: Monkey
Adult: What? Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Toddler: Monkey table. Bye!
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After telling some jokes, NorthernToddler wants to play Fireman. NorthernMommy and Daddy got him all suited up to be a proper fireman. He's got his red fire boots, his hockey stick "hose", a construction hat for safety, a fire mask (nicely crafted from a paper towel and string!), and his yellow and blue fire truck. The crowning touch is the moose backpack that is being utilized as his air tank - cute, isn't it?
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