NorthernDaddy is the Dumbest Northern.
When NorthernDaddy eats a blueberry muffin, he starts with the top ('cause it's the best part) and works his way down. This method results in crumbs everywhere in a big ol' mess.
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NorthernMommy is not the Dumbest Northern.
When NorthernMommy eats a blueberry muffin, she turns it upside down and starts eating the bottom. This method saves the best part for last, and creates a kind of "cup" to catch all of the crumbs that fall. Such a simple concept, and yet NorthernDaddy hasn't ever had the sense about himself to eat a muffin that way. 
NorthernToddler asked for toast for breakfast. NorthernDaddy gave him two pieces of toasted bread; one piece slathered with butter and one without butter. NorthernToddler complained that he wanted butter on both pieces. NorthernDaddy told him no - the toast was staying the way it was served. NorthernToddler looked at him for a few seconds, and then took the dry piece of toast and flipped it over onto the buttered piece, making a kind of toast sandwich. "See?", he said, "Now both pieces have butter...."
When NorthernDaddy eats a blueberry muffin, he starts with the top ('cause it's the best part) and works his way down. This method results in crumbs everywhere in a big ol' mess.
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NorthernMommy is not the Dumbest Northern.
When NorthernMommy eats a blueberry muffin, she turns it upside down and starts eating the bottom. This method saves the best part for last, and creates a kind of "cup" to catch all of the crumbs that fall. Such a simple concept, and yet NorthernDaddy hasn't ever had the sense about himself to eat a muffin that way.--
NorthernDaddy feels Dumb.
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NorthernToddler is not the Dumbest Northern.
NorthernToddler asked for toast for breakfast. NorthernDaddy gave him two pieces of toasted bread; one piece slathered with butter and one without butter. NorthernToddler complained that he wanted butter on both pieces. NorthernDaddy told him no - the toast was staying the way it was served. NorthernToddler looked at him for a few seconds, and then took the dry piece of toast and flipped it over onto the buttered piece, making a kind of toast sandwich. "See?", he said, "Now both pieces have butter...."--
NorthernDaddy got schooled again.....I wonder if it has anything to do with the funky hat that those two have been wearing recently?
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